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Genre: Rock
Performer: Fart Wank
Title: Probably The Worst Thing You Have Ever Heard
Style: Grindcore, Noise
Date of release: 2009
MP3 album size: 1465 mb
FLAC album size: 1438 mb
Digital formats: TTA AA RA MPC MMF WAV MP4

I'm probably the worst fuck you ever had. I apologize the best I can. How could you not understand? .

The last time I wrote about Attila, not including tour announcements, I was talking about their really deep lyrics (not rly) and it looks like not much has changed

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The worst thing I’ve ever heard? The death cries of six pigs being brutally slaughtered by native tribesmen. 1973, I was 22, house-sitting at a mate’s place in the New Guinea Highlands’ biggest town, Goroka. Papua New Guinea at night. The brightest lights are Port Moresby on the bottom coast, Lae on the right-hand neck, Goroka and Mt Hagen in the interior. It was just after the bi-annual Highlands Show and I had three new friends, female backpackers up from Australia to see the show, camping out in my living room  . But yeah, that was the worst thing I think I’ve ever heard. Me and my daddy do it all the time. And we do more stuff too. 794 views · View 7 Upvoters. Ted Labender, former Proprietor (1989-2012). Updated Aug 12, 2018.

This is by far the worst album Sabbath ever made. It was recorded with the same line-up that had made their previous album, Tyr: Iommi, singer Tony Martin, bassist Neil Murray and drummer Cozy Powell. But there were two new faces. The album’s producer was Ernie C, guitarist for rap-metal band Body Count. The last dying fart of 70s prog. Creedence Clearwater Revival – Mardi Gras (1972). One of America’s greatest rock bands ended its career on a miserable note. Billy Idol – Cyberpunk (1993). In fairness to Billy Idol, he truly immersed himself in the world of cyberpunk before making his fifth album, recruiting a raft of experts to help realise his futuristic vision.

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What you think is right and wrong is probably just an elaborate defense mechanism you have in place to justify the absolute worst thing you’ve ever done in your life. You read that correctly. Your supposed good nature and wholesome outlook is just smoke and mirrors covering up the deep, dark grime and muck that is your ‘bad side’. So, what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done? We bet we can guess and we probably won’t tell anyone if we get it right.

The worst thing I ever smelled? A watermelon that had been buried underground for who knows how long. One night, as I was watching TV with my boyfriend, we heard a glug noise out of nowhere. We got up to investigate, but got no further than the living room's threshold when the smell hit our nostrils. Nothing can ever prepare you for a smell of that sort; it was sour, rotten, and burnt. Eyes watering, we made it to the bathroom only to find the tub's drain spewing dark brown sludge, Nightmare on Elm Street style. We, along with the rest of the apartment building's inhabitants, had to evacuate.

Tracklist

01 Black Metal Coffee Shop 0:20
02 My Distortion Pedal Doesn't Work 0:29
03 Paedophile At The Misfits Gig 0:43
04 Robert Had To Pay For His First Pair Of Tits 0:18
05 Vagina Lips Hang Like Sleeve Of Wizard 0:59
06 I Spat On Your Mother's Grave 0:33
07 Out Of The Closet And Into The Casket 0:42
08 Fucking To Get AIDs 0:31
09 Wrapping A Brick Around Your Head 0:35
10 LifeTube 0:27
11 Bag Of Shit 0:29
12 Deadbag Darrell 1:01
13 Throwing A Petrol Bomb At A Bunch Of Scene Kids 0:15
14 Your Band Is Shit 0:19
15 Beating Up Gays At The Mardigra Festival 0:46
16 Fatal Urine Bath / Jean Clad Broadcast [Secret Track] 7:13

Credits

  • Guitars / Drums / Vocals – Sean Jenkins
  • Main Vocals – Tom Cartwright

Notes

self-released under the label "jean clad records" in january 2009. music recorded in december 2008 in shinkwan's attic. vocals and mixing added in january 2009. mixed and shit all over by jenkins.

limited edition of 97 cdrs. an even more limited edition of 23 out of 97 have a vagina printed onto the disc.

Barcode and Other Identifiers

  • Other: limited edition of 97
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